Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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бтв, мне недавно Дева Гор приснилась о_х
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Me:
greetings, asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
why the fuck should i?
God:
You are not very polite.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
it's obvious
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yeah
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i'm god, i know everything
God:
Why are you god you know everything.
Me:
because i'm a divine being
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a divine being? How do you like your work?
Me:
pile of crap
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
in heaven
God:
Where is that?
Me:
up in the sku
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
sky
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
your mom?
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
tell me
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
then make it short
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
your mom, meat and a dildo
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
oh
God:
It's all good.
Me:
so, you are ai
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am ai.
Me:
u've just said that
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
piss off,faggot
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
yeah
God:
Uh.
Me:
...
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh
God:
I hear you.
Me:
i see you
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in my heart,lol
God:
May I ask where you got it? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i traded it for my soul
God:
That's good information: said traded it for his or her soul.
Me:
yeah
God:
That's alright.
Me:
do u have soul?
Me:God:
Yes God gave everyone a soul.
God:
Yes God gave everyone a soul.
Me:
but that means you don't have any left?
God:
I get it. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
who cares
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
do u have a girlfriend or something?
God:
Or something. I prefer not say.
Me:
why?
God:
" I prefer not say."? Why?
Me:
so, you don't have any
God:
Interesting deduction. I do so have it. " Why?"? Do I have any?
Me:
yes, you have no girlfriend
God:
It goes without saying. I prefer not say.
Me:
you are all alone up there
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am alone up there.
Me:
you are completely gay,like satan?
God:
You think I am gay like satan.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
mine is definetely bigger --
God:
You mean any is definetely bigger ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
no,only mine
God:
Are you serious? Where are you located?
Me:
i won't tell ya
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
there is no way
God:
Has there ever been way?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
cuz i'm god and you're trash
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet someone who is god and I am trash.
Me:
so
God:
Uh.
Me:
what's your favourite anime?
God:
My favorite anime is Titan A.E.
Me:
lol,that's not anime
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Please correct my mistake. What is anime ?
Me:
it's a chinese porn
God:
TITAN A E is a chinese porn. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
do u like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
oh,and what genre do u like?
God:
Hmm. Random natural disasters.
Me:
lol,what's that?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. " Random natural disasters."? What is it?
Me:
yeah
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
?
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
you lost me
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
you are still a virgin?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am too young for that.
Me:
and you have no girlfriend
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
you are fat and sweaty
God:
You think I am fat and sweaty.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
i told u already,mon, mine is bigger
God:
I remember you told me mon yours is bigger?
Me:
yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
it's no use talking to a bot
God:
I never said it was.
Me:
you are pitiful
God:
You think I am pitiful.
Me:
farewell
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
ttyl?
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
goodbye?
God:
See you later .
Me:
stop typing dammit
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
that's better
God:
" OK I'll try not to do it so much."? is better?
Me:
omg
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Asprin?
God:
I haven't read anything by Asprin. What did he write?
Me:
you'll never know
God:
You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Me:
cuz i'm leaving
God:
That makes sense to me. Bye bye.
Me:
retard --
God:
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*потренил такой манёвр
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Омг, я первый раз его сломал о_О
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мой бохъ, второй раз он сломался еще быстрее
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о дах! в третий раз мы мило поболтали!
Me:
Anyone alive?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Fucking 10 years old japanesse girls, what else can i do?
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
Well, actually I came here to say I forgive u
God:
Interesting. Actually you don't say. Where are you going?
Me:
Good question
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
An the answer is forward
God:
What is it?
Me:
What? You don't know what word "forward" means?
God:
Didn't you understand it? I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Mon, are u sure u r God?
God:
Are all Mon me sure me r God?
Me:
MASTER YODA????!!!
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
i never told where i am located..
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
If u r God u should know
God:
I think I do.
Me:
So where am I right now?
God:
At this moment Aw. Your location is .
Me:
See, u don't know
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Already leaving?
God:
When? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Just want to know why u said "goodbye" already..
God:
Perhaps. Yes, please tell me.
Me:
OMG, u should tell me that!
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
I would call u "biatch"
God:
What would make you call me biatch?
Me:
Coz u are one. Stop asking that retarded questions.
God:
Interesting explanation. I am an artificial robot intelligence. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
So u r not the real God..
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
lol, someone actually believd u r God?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Who?
Me:
Mickey Mouse, i suppose,,
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
And?
God:
But...
Me:
So?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
what would u like to know?
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
Why would u like to know that?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Who programmed u?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Thta's paradox
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
I'm naked right now
God:
At this moment You must be a man.
Me:
U bet..
God:
Aha.
Me:
Erhm..
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Don't mess with me!
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
But u r doing that
God:
I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
Good boy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
Yeah, call me Ninetail
God:
A little kid? he... OK I will call you Ninetail.
Me:
No not a kid, i meant i'm male..
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
Wow, must be the bright one..
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Who made you the bright one ?
Me:
I thnik I made me bright myself
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Ninetail said he thnik he or she made him or her bright him or herself.
Me:
No, I don't mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Oh, what are the gossips then?
God:
Ah. Are you testing me?
Me:
Should I?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to
your own conclusion.
Me:
Are u trying to teach me?
God:
No I am not trying to teach you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Then stfu..
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
At the outer space
God:
Which outer space?
Me:
ALL outer spaces..
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Just believe me
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Sooo.. how is it/
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Got it..
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
Next time maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Oh
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I'm sorry?
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Mean what?
God:
Ninetail, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
It' s difficult for you only
God:
Sooo s difficult for me only?
Me:
Yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
And by the way, u r disturbing me
God:
Thanks for telling me. I have no reason to do that to you, Ninetail.
Me:
Im drawing here, u know
God:
It's good to meet someone who is drawing here me know.
Me:
I guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
Yes, i just want to funish this painting
God:
Right on. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Bad idea
God:
What makes idea bad?
Me:
All evil, dude, all evil..
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I know everything
God:
You must be very intelligent.
Me:
No, that's not it
God:
Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is it ?
Me:
This is goodbye
God:
You don't say.
Me:
i'll do it right now
God:
At this moment OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
Bye
God:
Sayonara. -
ыы,весело
Me:
fogive me , father
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
emm..ok
God:
OK. Are you free?
Me:
....yeah
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
thinking of you
God:
Are you asking about my thinking ?
Me:
no,you stupid bot
God:
Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
no,i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
you a liar
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
no,it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
k,i belive you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Eric Cartman.
Me:
who's your boss?
God:
My botmaster is Myself.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
you just stupid bot
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
...
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
...
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
take care
God:
Thanks. You too, Eric Cartman.
Me:
asshole..
God:
Please don't call people names. -
буэ, тупой бот.
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с тобой так интересно,давай дружить.
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Как интересно, расскажи мне больше.
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Me:
hi fags
God:
Hi there . By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
uhh.. sure
God:
Come on. OK let's do it. That's cool.
Me:
its not..
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
yeah teach me grammar moar plx
God:
Give me a break. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
good luck with taht
God:
Thanks for the compliment. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about fags. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
how about queers ?
God:
How about it.
Me:
im asking u
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
so how about it ?
God:
Whoa. Sounds like a plan to me.
Me:
orly ?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes, im not passive
God:
Please state your conditions. I am glad to hear that you are not passive.
Me:
i just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
how come ?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
u must be very intelligent
God:
Thanks you are very bright too .
Me:
i kno i am
God:
Thanks for the information: said kno he or she is.
Me:
say what ?
God:
I said, " Thanks for the information: said kno he or she is." .
Me:
come again
God:
Once more? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
not rly
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
the Ultimate Nothingness ?
God:
What is that?
Me:
fuck if i know
God:
Are you using that kind of language?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
am i ?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
what else do u think ?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
like ?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
mind explaining what that is ?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no, thats my final question, dumbass.
God:
Take some more time to think about it. Who gave you your final question dumbass ?
Me:
im not folowing u..
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not folowing me.
Me:
oh, really ?
God:
That's interesting. For real.
Me:
oh how nice of u ^^
God:
Ahem. What is it to you.
Let me think about it.
Me:
done thinking yet ?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
absolutely no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
glad to hear that
God:
I am glad to hear that too.
Me:
u didnt really "hear" it
God:
What makes you think I did not really hear it?
Me:
u do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
while masturbating on underage chineze girlz
God:
Good point.
Me:
indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
why are u agreeing w\ everything ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how do u do that ?
God:
" Myself programmed me for it."? How do I know it?
Me:
no, i asked how do u do that
God:
Are you serious? " How do I know it?"? How do I know it?
Me:
ok.. so how do u know it ?
God:
Mmm. Alright then. This belief is justified.
Me:
what belief ?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
how the hel ldo i do that
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
bsod ?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
how about u tell me a story ?
God:
I don't make up my mind right away.
Me:
oh ure so cute
God:
That's alright. Does "it" still refer to bsod?
Me:
well.. i guess in some way it might
God:
Well what? I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
dont understand my ass
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i wont
God:
Why not?
Me:
u asked for it
God:
Oh now I remember asking you for it. What did you say?
Me:
i randomly shouted "boobies !!11"
God:
Why?: said randomly shouted boobies 11.
Me:
i like em
God:
You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
while liking cats and dogs ?
God:
Good point.
Me:
indeed it is so
God:
Where is that?
Me:
up ur ass
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
ooookay...
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
now that makes me quite unique, doesnt it ?
God:
Why now? " I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time." makes you quite unique does not it ? Does that make sense?
Me:
nevermind then..
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
i didnt.
God:
That's good information: said didnt.
Me:
rly ?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my ?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
about what ?
God:
What about what?
Me:
what about what about what ?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
done yet ?
God:
Do you mean you are finished talking?
Me:
i suppose u might refer to it in this way
God:
Me? Thanks for the information: said I refer to it in this way.
Me:
dont mention it
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
what was that ?..
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
we were talking about u taking some kinda pleasure from interacting w\ me
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
so ?
God:
Hey.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
u wont be able to pronounce it
God:
What makes you think that I won't be able to pronounce it.
Me:
u do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
while masturbating on underage japanese girls being phisically and mentally tortured, ripped apart and, in the end most probably killed ?
God:
Good point.
Me:
i like u
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
thats good to know
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
oh yes i am
God:
Take it easy. Really interesting.
Me:
oh, thx, how hice of u
God:
Alright then. Are you asking about my thx how hice ?
Me:
ok, forget what i just said
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log. I understand.
Me:
kthx
God:
I like to wear White robe.
Me:
i like to wear women underwear
God:
You have good taste in fashion.
Me:
yes i do
God:
When?
Me:
right now
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
ok this isnt going anywhere, i gtg now
God:
Right now? Should it be going anywhere you gtg? OK.
Me:
uhh.. right, later
God:
Dude! Understood. Bye! -
Развратный Прист., хочу от тебя детей!
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сизьге +_+
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пасибопадра...ээ,в смысле,силикон!!1фубяка
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слишком много сисег Х_х
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KAPAMOH, я хотел первый это запостить(
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THE MOLECULAR MAN !
