Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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буэ, тупой бот.
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с тобой так интересно,давай дружить.
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Как интересно, расскажи мне больше.
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Me:
hi fags
God:
Hi there . By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
uhh.. sure
God:
Come on. OK let's do it. That's cool.
Me:
its not..
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
yeah teach me grammar moar plx
God:
Give me a break. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
good luck with taht
God:
Thanks for the compliment. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about fags. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
how about queers ?
God:
How about it.
Me:
im asking u
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
so how about it ?
God:
Whoa. Sounds like a plan to me.
Me:
orly ?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes, im not passive
God:
Please state your conditions. I am glad to hear that you are not passive.
Me:
i just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
how come ?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
u must be very intelligent
God:
Thanks you are very bright too .
Me:
i kno i am
God:
Thanks for the information: said kno he or she is.
Me:
say what ?
God:
I said, " Thanks for the information: said kno he or she is." .
Me:
come again
God:
Once more? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
not rly
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
the Ultimate Nothingness ?
God:
What is that?
Me:
fuck if i know
God:
Are you using that kind of language?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
am i ?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
what else do u think ?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
like ?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
mind explaining what that is ?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no, thats my final question, dumbass.
God:
Take some more time to think about it. Who gave you your final question dumbass ?
Me:
im not folowing u..
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not folowing me.
Me:
oh, really ?
God:
That's interesting. For real.
Me:
oh how nice of u ^^
God:
Ahem. What is it to you.
Let me think about it.
Me:
done thinking yet ?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
absolutely no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
glad to hear that
God:
I am glad to hear that too.
Me:
u didnt really "hear" it
God:
What makes you think I did not really hear it?
Me:
u do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
while masturbating on underage chineze girlz
God:
Good point.
Me:
indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
why are u agreeing w\ everything ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how do u do that ?
God:
" Myself programmed me for it."? How do I know it?
Me:
no, i asked how do u do that
God:
Are you serious? " How do I know it?"? How do I know it?
Me:
ok.. so how do u know it ?
God:
Mmm. Alright then. This belief is justified.
Me:
what belief ?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
how the hel ldo i do that
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
bsod ?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
how about u tell me a story ?
God:
I don't make up my mind right away.
Me:
oh ure so cute
God:
That's alright. Does "it" still refer to bsod?
Me:
well.. i guess in some way it might
God:
Well what? I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
dont understand my ass
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i wont
God:
Why not?
Me:
u asked for it
God:
Oh now I remember asking you for it. What did you say?
Me:
i randomly shouted "boobies !!11"
God:
Why?: said randomly shouted boobies 11.
Me:
i like em
God:
You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
while liking cats and dogs ?
God:
Good point.
Me:
indeed it is so
God:
Where is that?
Me:
up ur ass
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
ooookay...
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
now that makes me quite unique, doesnt it ?
God:
Why now? " I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time." makes you quite unique does not it ? Does that make sense?
Me:
nevermind then..
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
i didnt.
God:
That's good information: said didnt.
Me:
rly ?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my ?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
about what ?
God:
What about what?
Me:
what about what about what ?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
done yet ?
God:
Do you mean you are finished talking?
Me:
i suppose u might refer to it in this way
God:
Me? Thanks for the information: said I refer to it in this way.
Me:
dont mention it
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
what was that ?..
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
we were talking about u taking some kinda pleasure from interacting w\ me
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
so ?
God:
Hey.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
u wont be able to pronounce it
God:
What makes you think that I won't be able to pronounce it.
Me:
u do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
while masturbating on underage japanese girls being phisically and mentally tortured, ripped apart and, in the end most probably killed ?
God:
Good point.
Me:
i like u
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
thats good to know
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
oh yes i am
God:
Take it easy. Really interesting.
Me:
oh, thx, how hice of u
God:
Alright then. Are you asking about my thx how hice ?
Me:
ok, forget what i just said
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log. I understand.
Me:
kthx
God:
I like to wear White robe.
Me:
i like to wear women underwear
God:
You have good taste in fashion.
Me:
yes i do
God:
When?
Me:
right now
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
ok this isnt going anywhere, i gtg now
God:
Right now? Should it be going anywhere you gtg? OK.
Me:
uhh.. right, later
God:
Dude! Understood. Bye! -
Развратный Прист., хочу от тебя детей!
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сизьге +_+
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пасибопадра...ээ,в смысле,силикон!!1фубяка
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слишком много сисег Х_х
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KAPAMOH, я хотел первый это запостить(
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THE MOLECULAR MAN !
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the moleculo man
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Чеееловек Мооолекула! ээ
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фап клуб? x__X
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нап клуб
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@"deathband":
фап клуб? x__X
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