Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there.
<Sonsquidku_V> She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that?
<Sonsquidku_V> There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada.
<Blade> Seriously, it's like LA took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And then that crap took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And picked through the crap to find a land mine.
<Sonsquidku_V> And threw it at my mom.
<Blade> XD
<Sonsquidku_V> Who fell down the stairs.
<Sonsquidku_V> And into a hole which led to China.
<Sonsquidku_V> And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years.
<Blade> You have some issues, Dan. -
[+Freeder] The Angry Dragon
[+Freeder] Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
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а тут типо "уроки заморского языка с Развратным Пристом"?
Илона Давыдова отдыхает))))
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<PunisherBass> I'd rather smear my nuts in honey and then tea bag a red ant hill than watch the matrix reloaded again
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угу, пришлось выучить английский, чтобы его понимать
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<DreadS> wow
<DreadS> evl - are you shrooming ?
<evl> dude
<evl> i wish
<evl> that way i could goto bed comforted
<DreadS> E ?
<evl> knowing there wasnt a goddamned vampire
<evl> flyin around my house -
хах))
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lmfao.
<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and...
<@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out.
<@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he" -
@"Развратный-Прист.":
lmfao. -
@"Одинокий-Странник":
@"Развратный-Прист.":
lmfao.
чойта?! :%)
*фигасе, а тут еще и галасовалка есть :%) * -
@"Развратный-Прист.":
[+Freeder] The Angry Dragon[+Freeder] Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
ещё есть Dancing Dragon.. забыл другого драгона -
@"Illidan":
@"Одинокий-Странник":
Яркий пример американского "юмора" - иностранцы далеко не всегда поймут шутку про горящее дерьмо у двери.яркий пример русского, makes fun of an american based on a single quote, not taking into consideration that only the dumb americans, just like dumb russians, will think the joke is funnyЭто что за ватафак? -
я не люблю Мэнсона, меня скорее можно было встретить на концерте Элиса Купера или Кисс =
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ататат)
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@"Sir-Fallen":
а тут типо "уроки заморского языка с Развратным Пристом"?
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<Javin> God I need to do laundry.
<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.
<Doh_> catch?
<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?
<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.
<Doh_> heh -
@"deathband":
@"Sir-Fallen":
а тут типо "уроки заморского языка с Развратным Пристом"?
i sure as fuck hope so -
(+|STE|) Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
(+|STE|) The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
(+|STE|) Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
(+|STE|) The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead." -
wtf!
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