Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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чёрд, именно к ней... просто очень знакомое лицо плюс Manson... вот вспомнил одну участницу форума... ну оказалось что ошибся... сорри...
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ну придет - у нее спросишь ж)
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<S1> i'm royally pissed off
<S1> i was giving my grandmother a ride into town so she could pick up her car
<S1> as i went through an intersection
<S1> a car making a right turn decided she diddn't want to go into the right lane wich was clear
<S1> nooooooooo she had to jump RIGHT in front of me
<S1> I had my 70 year old grand mother in the car
<S1> i almost rear ended the fuck out of an SUV
<S1> it could have easily put my grandmother in the hospital
<S1> bitch is lucky didn't rip her lungs out through her ass
<A1> you were going to rip your grandmothers lungs out through her ass? -
<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there.
<Sonsquidku_V> She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that?
<Sonsquidku_V> There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada.
<Blade> Seriously, it's like LA took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And then that crap took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And picked through the crap to find a land mine.
<Sonsquidku_V> And threw it at my mom.
<Blade> XD
<Sonsquidku_V> Who fell down the stairs.
<Sonsquidku_V> And into a hole which led to China.
<Sonsquidku_V> And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years.
<Blade> You have some issues, Dan. -
[+Freeder] The Angry Dragon
[+Freeder] Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
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а тут типо "уроки заморского языка с Развратным Пристом"?
Илона Давыдова отдыхает))))
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<PunisherBass> I'd rather smear my nuts in honey and then tea bag a red ant hill than watch the matrix reloaded again
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угу, пришлось выучить английский, чтобы его понимать
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<DreadS> wow
<DreadS> evl - are you shrooming ?
<evl> dude
<evl> i wish
<evl> that way i could goto bed comforted
<DreadS> E ?
<evl> knowing there wasnt a goddamned vampire
<evl> flyin around my house -
хах))
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lmfao.
<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and...
<@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out.
<@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he" -
@"Развратный-Прист.":
lmfao. -
@"Одинокий-Странник":
@"Развратный-Прист.":
lmfao.
чойта?! :%)
*фигасе, а тут еще и галасовалка есть :%) * -
@"Развратный-Прист.":
[+Freeder] The Angry Dragon[+Freeder] Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
ещё есть Dancing Dragon.. забыл другого драгона -
@"Illidan":
@"Одинокий-Странник":
Яркий пример американского "юмора" - иностранцы далеко не всегда поймут шутку про горящее дерьмо у двери.яркий пример русского, makes fun of an american based on a single quote, not taking into consideration that only the dumb americans, just like dumb russians, will think the joke is funnyЭто что за ватафак? -
я не люблю Мэнсона, меня скорее можно было встретить на концерте Элиса Купера или Кисс =
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ататат)
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@"Sir-Fallen":
а тут типо "уроки заморского языка с Развратным Пристом"?
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<Javin> God I need to do laundry.
<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.
<Doh_> catch?
<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?
<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.
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@"deathband":
@"Sir-Fallen":
а тут типо "уроки заморского языка с Развратным Пристом"?
i sure as fuck hope so
