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Развратный Прист.

lmfao.

<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and...

<@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out.
<@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he"

Одинокий Странник

@"Развратный-Прист.":
lmfao.

archer

@"Одинокий-Странник":

@"Развратный-Прист.":
lmfao.
чойта?! :%)
*фигасе, а тут еще и галасовалка есть :%) *

Illidan

@"Развратный-Прист.":
[+Freeder] The Angry Dragon

[+Freeder] Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
ещё есть Dancing Dragon.. забыл другого драгона

Одинокий Странник

@"Illidan":

@"Одинокий-Странник":
Яркий пример американского "юмора" - иностранцы далеко не всегда поймут шутку про горящее дерьмо у двери.яркий пример русского, makes fun of an american based on a single quote, not taking into consideration that only the dumb americans, just like dumb russians, will think the joke is funnyЭто что за ватафак?

Флёр

я не люблю Мэнсона, меня скорее можно было встретить на концерте Элиса Купера или Кисс =

Illidan

ататат)

deathband

@"Sir-Fallen":
а тут типо "уроки заморского языка с Развратным Пристом"?

Развратный Прист.

<Javin> God I need to do laundry.

<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.
<Doh_> catch?
<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?
<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.
<Doh_> heh

Развратный Прист.

@"deathband":

@"Sir-Fallen":
а тут типо "уроки заморского языка с Развратным Пристом"?

i sure as fuck hope so

Развратный Прист.

(+|STE|) Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.

(+|STE|) The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
(+|STE|) Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
(+|STE|) The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

archer

wtf!

Nasia

хорошая шутка

Sir Fallen

а можно переводы для простых смертных типа меня? :oops:

sqallie

последняя - это 7годичный боянчег

Развратный Прист.

<alpha0> dude i shoot smack every day

<alpha0> i am so far from being a drug wuss
<mEta> shooting smakc is for gays
<alpha0> well
<alpha0> considering im now gay
<alpha0> i guess it isnt
<alpha0> not
<alpha0> *
<alpha0> fuck
<alpha0>

archer

sqallie +1

Развратный Прист.

olol
я убил приста, теперь я тут главный.

<Birk> Today this guest speaker came to our class to talk to us about the local college and the programs they offer.

<Birk> so he goes around the rooms asking people what they want to major in
<Birk> one kid goes "Ii'm not sure yet, I'll either be a Computer Programmer or a Priest"
<Birk> and I'm like " Either way you won't get laid"
<Birk> I got a 2 day suspension for saying that.
<Jaguar> LMAO !

Nasia

Флёр

@"Развратный-Прист.":
olol

я убил приста, теперь я тут главный.
Форматег, я знаю, что это ты. Верни моего Пристега назад!!11
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ПИЧЕНЬКИИИИ!!!