Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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<Al> you left a burning bag of dogshit on the doorstep of my heart
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Яркий пример американского "юмора" - иностранцы далеко не всегда поймут шутку про горящее дерьмо у двери.
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<Tenchi147> if you were in a shower with another guy and he droped the soup
<Tenchi147> would you do anything?
<Oolong^Pokemon> not if it wasn't my boyfriend
<Oolong^Pokemon> hell no
<Tenchi147> I am not thinking while typeing
<Tenchi147> I am going to shut up now
<Katarica> If I was in the shower and another girl dropped the soup
<Katarica> I would wonder why the HELL she was eating soup in the fucking shower -
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<Kazak> man I am bored, Im gonna try some weird shit
<Nash> uh oh
<Kazak> HOLY FUCKING BLOODY HELL!
<Nash> ?!
<Kazak> I PUT A STAPLE THROUGH MY DICK!
<Nash> HOLY SHIT!
<Nash> You really are a crazy bastard!
*Killer_jeep has joined the conversation.
<Kazak> good fucking hell this hurts LIKE HELL
<Killer_jeep> What?
<Nash> he put a staple thru his dick
<Killer_jeep> DEAR GOD
*Killer_jeep has left the conversation.
<Kazak> shit now I have to piss! Brb
<Nash> this can’t be good
<Kazak> BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCK!
<Nash> what happened!
*Darkness has joined the conversation.
<Kazak> the piss flew out of the staple holes
<Darkness> WTF!?
*Darkness has left the conversation.
<Kazak> I had to straddle the toilet to get it in!
<Nash> are you gonna go to the ER?
<Kazak> are you crazy? no fucking way
<Nash> well try pulling it out
<Kazak> I can’t it hurts like hell if I try!
<Nash> well it has to come out sooner or later.
<Nash> better off sooner, before anyone sees you.
<Kazak> GODDAM THIS HURTS
<Nash> its your own fault, you know.
<Kazak> shutup! augh this hurts!!!
<Kazak> GRGGRFFFFDJH~!!11
*Aaron has joined the conversation
<Aaron> whats up guys?
<Nash> The crazy bastard put a staple through his dick
<Aaron> FUCKING HELL
*Aaron has left the conversation.
<Kazak> THANK GOD!!! I got it out!!!
<Nash> right…what about the holes?
<Kazak> uhh…
*Malaina has joined the conversation.
<Kazak> I’ll have to cover my dick with band-aids.
<Malaina> what the hell are you talking about?
<Kazak> oh shit. Nash, don’t!!!!
<Nash> your boyfriend put a staple through his dick
<Malaina> FUCKING HELL YOU SICK BASTARD!
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Fairytalehero: ok, so someitmes me and kel shower together
Fairytalehero: and i'll have to pee. so i go "hey kel, look at this" or something, and start PEEING ON HER
Fairytalehero: she gets so mad and tries to block it
Fairytalehero: but i'm like HAHA I'M PEEING ON YOUR HAND -
слушаю Мэнсона.
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http://www.kplo.ru/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=518&Itemid=5
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Заяц, да я смотрю девушка ф тебя влюблена XD -
мне кроме тебя никого не надо ж)
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<tobester> thats like being with a hot chick all night and then you go "hey I gotta piss ill be right back" and she goes "I'll join you" and you think you're about to get a handjob but really she just needs to piss and takes the urinal next to yours and hasa bigger penis than yours
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<kszer0> sometimes I forgot I'm naked
<kszer0> and I'll go outside
DeBruce coveres his eyes
kszer0 bends over to pick up a penny
Hiroshirou rams zero like no tommorow -
@"Одинокий-Странник":
Яркий пример американского "юмора" - иностранцы далеко не всегда поймут шутку про горящее дерьмо у двери.яркий пример русского, makes fun of an american based on a single quote, not taking into consideration that only the dumb americans, just like dumb russians, will think the joke is funny -
@"Развратный-Прист.":
слушаю Мэнсона.тру мужик 100500.гг)) все уже выросли, а ты только начинаешь
его книгу читал? -
нед
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[04:32] (%craigr000) WHAT THE FUCK
<%craigr000> FOR ONCE I'M HAVING AN EROTIC DREAM
<%craigr000> AND I AWAKEN TO MY FUCKIN MOM
<%craigr000> HITTING ME AND TELLING ME I HAVE TO SCRUB THE WALLS
<%craigr000> I MEAN IT'S OBVIOUS THE ONLY PLACE I'M GONNA GET ANY ACTION IN A LONG ASS TIME IS IN THE REALM OF SLEEP. THANKS MOM. THANKS A LOT. -
<v_9>FUCK
<v_9>SHIT
<v_9>DAMNBITCHTOHELL
<v_9>i was just surfing throuh porn, then i was just stopped wanking it
<v_9>you know, going to a different url
<v_9>then all of a sudden,
<v_9>A FUCKING FLY LANDED ON MY MUSHROOM CAP
<v_9>THE SHIT HURT LIKE A MUHER FUCKER
<v_9>i mangaed to get a book real fast
<v_9>then made another mistake.
<v_9>i slammed the book right onto my shlong
<v_9>and part of the fly was dripping down to my balls.
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
<v_9>FUCK<v_9>SHIT
<v_9>DAMNBITCHTOHELL
<v_9>i was just surfing throuh porn, then i was just stopped wanking it
<v_9>you know, going to a different url
<v_9>then all of a sudden,
<v_9>A FUCKING FLY LANDED ON MY MUSHROOM CAP
<v_9>THE SHIT HURT LIKE A MUHER FUCKER
<v_9>i mangaed to get a book real fast
<v_9>then made another mistake.
<v_9>i slammed the book right onto my shlong
<v_9>and part of the fly was dripping down to my balls.
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too_much_prozak: ooowee girl you sho-nuff is hot stuff..c'mon over my house an sit on my face
eye_doan_know: Where you live big man? I'll think about it.
too_much_prozak: I'm in san diego..where U?
eye_doan_know: dont that beat all ...I'm in diego too
too_much_prozak: ...NO!...yer joshin.....for real?
eye_doan_know: real deal big guy.......you wanna hook up tonite?
too_much_prozak: sounds like a plan....your place? my place? or??
too_much_prozak: no..wait cant be my place...my g'friend is here.
eye_doan_know: cant be my place either...my boyfriend is downstairs.
too_much_prozak: ...what a co-ink-ee-dink my girlfriend is upstairs...........uh-oh-
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roflmao
<NekoGuy> Ladies and Gentlemen of the world, tonight I masterbated, then told the President of Africa to fuck off because he has no intention of cooperating, then I read a book for 39 minutes, then made love to my wife anally. Any questions?
<NekoGuy> XD
<It> lupis, dehumanizing the enemy is the prime strategy for victory in war. If your enemy isn't human, but a crazy shithead mindless bastard who doesn't deserve to live, it's easier to get soldiers to kill.
<It> lol
<It> Targen from The 3l33t Times. Can you offer us pictures of the anal love to your wife?
<NekoGuy> Nope, but I will have you educated.
<NekoGuy> GUARDS! TAKE THIS MAN OUTSIDE AND SHOOT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.- NekoGuy sniffles
<It> Fuck.
<NekoGuy> I'm a man of hard love
<NekoGuy> hard as in the steel of a bullet
<It> Bullets aren't made of steel.
<NekoGuy> MY FUCKING BULLETS ARE
<NekoGuy> GUARDS, CASTRATE THIS MAN BEFORE YOU SHOOT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD
<NekoGuy> THEN TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK.
<It> Fuck.
<NekoGuy> AND BRING ME VIRGINS
<It> I don't get what's so great about virgins.
<It> They bleed when you fucks 'em.
<lupis> virgins who have been extensively taught sexual techniques
<It> lupis, and have no actual practical experience?
<NekoGuy> ...
<NekoGuy> GUARDS
<It> NekoGuy: your guards are too busy having hot yaoi mansex with each other.
<NekoGuy> Fuck...
- NekoGuy sniffles
