тайд и кипячение - воздушные пузырьки Оо

кста, если среди вас есть евреи - не обижайтесь, мне просто нравится всё, что может кого-то глубоко задеть, вовсе не значит что я соглашаюсь с шуткой)

By coincidence three construction contractors all died on the
same day. One was a Black fellow. One was an Irishman. One of the
men was Jewish. St. Peter met them at the Pearly Gates and thought
it was a good time to get some estimates on what it would cost to
renovate the gates.

St. Peter first asked the Black fellow... "Well... I'd say it would
cost about $900", he responded after looking the gates over for sometime.
"I see," said St. Peter, "could you give me a breakdown of the costs?"
"I'd figure about $300 for my crew, $300 for materials, and $300 for
myself."

"That sounds fairly reasonable.", said St. Peter, and he turned to
the Irishman and asked for his estimates. "Hmmm..." The Irishman looked
the gates over and said, "I think $1200 should be adequate."
"Why twelve hundred dollars?", asked St. Peter.
"Well," said the Irishman, "I'd need $400 for my crew, because I have
a better crew. I'll need $400 for materials, because I use better
materials, and I'd need $400 for myself, because I do better work."
"I see." said St. Peter, and he turned the question over to the Jew.
After looking the great gates over for some time, the Jew responded,
"$2900." "$2900!" exclaimed St. Peter, "Why so much?"
"Well..." said the Jewish fellow, "A thousand dollars for me... A
thousand dollars for you... and we can get that Black guy to do it for
$900..."

You can imagine the excitement when a Martian spaceship landed in a
sunny suburban field and proved to be filled with intelligent, amicable
beings. Jane Pauley managed to be the first television personality on the
scene, and the chief Martian agreed to an exclusive interview on the "Today"
show the next morning. As the cameras started to roll, she told the Martian
how curious people on Earth were about his people, so she thought she'd just ask
him a few general questions. The Martian graciously said that was fine with him.
"Tell me," said Pauley, nervously clearing her throat, "do all of your
people have seven fingers and toes?"
"Yes," said the Martian, waving his slender green appendages in the air.
"And two heads? Everyone has those?"
"Oh yes," said the Martian, nodding both enthusiastically.
"And also those lovely diamonds and rubies embedded in their chests
as you do?" asked Pauley.
"Certainly not," snapped the Martian. "Only the Jews."

If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat.

Why do the Arabs always lose wars with Israel ??
You ever see a camel that could outrun a cadillac ?

Why, in Khadafi land, don't they teach driver's ed. and Sex ed.
in the same day?
It would be too hard on the camel.

Did you hear about the Ayatollah Khomeini Doll?
Wind it up and it takes Ken and Barbie hostage.

Why can't you circumcise an Iranian?
Because there's no end to those pricks.

Why do they call Camels the ships of the desert?
Because they're full of Iranian semen.

How do you get an Iranian girl pregnant?
Come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

What do a cue ball and the Ayatollah Khomeini have in common?
You have to hit 'em pretty hard with a stick
to get any english out of 'em.

What goes plop-plop fizz-fizz?
Libyan Jets

How do Palestinian mothers calm children during thunderstorms?
They just tell them its the village being shelled again.

How do you tell when an Iranian girl is menstrating?
she only wears one sock.

@"Развратный-Прист.":
кг\ам.omg.. так давно не слышал что даже пришлось задуматься секунд на 5 чтоб вспомнить значение О.о

sqallie, Дикен, велкам.)

@"Дикен":
чет в видео больше про WoW чем про РО :roll:а что там про ро?

@"KAPAMOH":
как вам моя новая ава? )better than the last 1 :3> > @"Azimuth":

великолепно , гениально , сильно , завораживающе , малевич отдыхает.

убейся

@"deathband":
(весело улыбаясь) резетить инст!T_T XD

@"Амон-Сетт":
Varimathras, Хренасе их обозвали.

Обычный немецкий инда.пофиг, тру)