Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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@"Амон-Сетт":
У него в анальном рабстве находится Анатолий Вассерман который генерирует до 80 тысяч подобных цитат в секунду, однако соглашается их напечатать только после того как прист его полностью удовлетворит.
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<Spliff> What's the meaning of life?
<CrystalShard> To find out whats the meaning of life.
<Rivorus> woah
<Rivorus> deep
<CrystalShard> "We are the Universe that is trying to understand itself." - Delenn, Babylon 5.
<Rivorus> "I like chicken, I like liver" - Kitten, Meow Mix commercial
<CrystalShard> Woah.
<CrystalShard> Deep.
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@"Warst":
придумывает их интернет, а кто смотрет саутх парк, тот знает, где находится интернет.
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<supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut reopened and then I got semen in my papercut.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all over my roommate
<[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over my living room
<[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over YOUR living room
<[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off
<[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar exploded.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock fell off
<[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated
<[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger -
Sugarhigh0307: i spent 9 months of my life tryin 2 get out of a pussy and the rest of it tryin 2 get back in
Sugarhigh0307: thats what this kid just said to me
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[03:25:01] <@holden> damnit i shit myself
[04:04:39] <@holden> god that took forever to clean up
[04:05:08] <@holden> seriously.. shitting yourself at 4 am is gay
[04:05:20] <@holden> i was sitting here minding my own business
[04:05:24] <@holden> and blam!
[04:05:28] <@holden> all this shit comes out..
[04:05:31] <@holden> i was like.. WTF
[04:05:49] <@holden> and its all liquidy and running around my junk
[04:06:01] <@holden> and i'm sitting here like.. well fuck
[04:06:34] <@holden> so i get up.. and its all running down my leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it anymore
[04:06:40] <@holden> jakdflakjsdf
[04:06:52] <@holden> i can only pray this doesnt happen to someone else
[04:07:54] <@holden> i think it was the pizza i ate last night
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Развратный Прист, фубля
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@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
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xD
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rofl
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<drunkers> is your real name gabe?
<Gabe-33> yes
<drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel?
<Gabe-33> no
<drunker> concider it -
лол XD
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
<drunkers> is your real name gabe?<Gabe-33> yes
<drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel?
<Gabe-33> no
<drunker> concider it
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<Salamander> Hi all!!
<Petri> Hi a/s/l?
<Salamander> 53/m/CA
<Petri> I think ur in the rong place
<Salamander> Oh no, I dont think I am.. -
<vortex> Emo lol. The intentionally bad singing of punk with all the angst and whining of a 13 year olds Livejournal
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<das_das> uhhh god..eww...argh....somehow my playlist just rolled around to creed
<das_das> wtf do I even have creed on my comp
<ApoIIyon> i have creed on mine
<ApoIIyon> they..are..okay if u take away the whole.. WE FUCK JESUS every night part
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(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command.
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ахахахаа
прист - жона
screens are present
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лолшто ?
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там явно видно что это ты на скринах
и так же где-то написанно что человек на скринах - жена
