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Now dont you hate badcosplayers
i came across this site i found this person like literally blogging in a post in another forums
This is another one of those times where I just need to step back and let the situation explain itself.
Girl 3: Holy crap, what is this?
Girl 1: (still in stitches) I...can't...breathe....
Girl 4: Is this...Naruto? Is this...cosplay? Is this...Americans cosplaying Naruto?!
Girl 5: I think it is supposed to be Naruto. Look, there's Naruto right there. And look, there's Kimimaro.
Girl 2: No, that's not Kimimaro. Kimimaro was sick, but he wasn't THAT pale and thin!
Girl 5: Well, I think it's supposed to be Kimimaro.
Girl 3: Look, that's Orochimaru!
Girl 4: Wow. I didn't think that character could be anymore disgusting, but hey look, they found a way to do it.
Girl 2: ...Is this supposed to be Kakashi?
Girl 4: No. Kakashi's not a tub of lard. That's gotta be Chouji.
Girl 3: No no, look--he's got the face mask and a copy of Icha Icha Paradise. That has to be Kakashi.
Girl 4: Maybe if Kakashi stopped working out and ate chocolate cake everyday...
Girl 2: Look at this girl, pretending to be Sakura! Look at her smiling, as if she's doing nothing wrong.
Girl 1: (Is trying to speak, but is still laughing too hard--I think she may actually be dying.)
Girl 3: Is this a real picture? Like, you didn't make this up with any computer voodoo, did you?
Me: Nope, that's a real picture. Real people went to an anime convention, actually dressed like that.
Girl 2: So, like, there were no mirrors in their houses, and nowhere along the way to the convention, were there?
Me: I'm pretty sure there had to have been a mirror at some point...
Girl 2: So you're trying to tell me that they did this intentionally?! .....WOW.
Keep in mind, that the picture I'd printed out, I considered to be "average." I shudder to think what might have happened had I printed out one of the bad ones.
The girls are now absolutely enthralled by the picture, and by corollary now interested in my article as well. They even try to read it, despite it being in English. Since they're third years, they are able to understand most of it. Girl 1 finally recovers, and decides to ask me a bit about cosplaying in America.
Girl 1: So, there's anime and cosplay in America?
Me: Yeah, anime is really popular in America now. Some people go to conventions. And some people do cosplay. Not all, but some.
Girl 1: What kinds of anime do they cosplay?
Me: Everything, really.
Girl 2: ...Everything?
Me: Yeah. Naruto, Inu Yasha, Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon...
Girl 1: How about Full Metal Alchemist?
Me: Yeah, that too.
Girl 1: Really?! Do they cosplay Al? (Alphonse Elric - a character that is a suit of armor....Not wearing a suit of armor, mind you, IS a suit of armor....Don't ask.)
Me: I'm sure they have at some point...
Girl 1: ...How? Judging from this picture, it seems like they'd just make a suit of armor out of cardboard.
Girl 2: Poor Al...
Girl 3: What else do they cosplay?
Me: Just about anything. There's even Gundam cosplay.
Girl 2: Gundam?! GUNDAM?!
Girl 1: ....Oh my God. So much cardboard.
After awhile, the period bell rang and the girls had to rush to their homerooms. But not before making me write down URL's with sites of American cosplay pictures on them. Girl 1 says as she heads off to her class, "If you don't see me at school tomorrow, you'll find me dead in front of my computer screen. Died from laughing too hard." Well, if the Joker ever wants to set his sights on Japan, apparently he can cut costs on developing deadly laughing gas, and just print out a few cosplay pictures and start handing them out on the streets. I don't think even Batman's supreme prep-time could save the Japanese.
I do want to re-iterate that the picture I chose, was by all means, average cosplay.
Don't think me mean or cruel. But, if you've ever cosplayed anime in your life, and someone took a picture of it...and if that picture just happens to be on the great wide interweb...there's a good chance there's a group of Japanese schoolgirls laughing at you as we speak. -
...Oh my God. So much cardboard.
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fuck.
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смотрю, чо
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тру классик, жапан, напоминает то онемэ про оркестру
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бот вас палит
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Warst
Не может быть, Оффтоп скрыт от незарегистрированных пользователей. -
Ton-chan,
получаеться теперь все, кто как гости просматривают оффтоп - 100% пассивные геи? -
Warst
Нет, всех, кто как гости просматривают оффтоп не существует, потому что гости просматривать оффтоп не могут. -
Сейчас этот форум просматривают: Warst и гости: 1
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Что-то такое.
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почему там скачиваний 1, а я не смотрел. ты сам смотрел или кто-то другой? а как скачать? Ааааааарчер-аааааарчеееееер, как скачать?
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2 скачивания, варст обманщик! Вырвать ему волосину из сфинктера в наказанье!
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запомни уже: я - твоё божество и сейчас ты стоишь на коленях и поклоняешься мне, а всё остальное, что тебе кажеться - это глюки, вызванные тем, что у тебя голова затекла.
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Warst
Я сам посмотрел.И ты посмотрел.
Теперь их два.И отставь свои божественные замашки.
