Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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@"Sir-Fallen":
а тут типо "уроки заморского языка с Развратным Пристом"? -
<Javin> God I need to do laundry.
<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.
<Doh_> catch?
<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?
<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.
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@"deathband":
@"Sir-Fallen":
а тут типо "уроки заморского языка с Развратным Пристом"?
i sure as fuck hope so -
(+|STE|) Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
(+|STE|) The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
(+|STE|) Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
(+|STE|) The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead." -
wtf!
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хорошая шутка
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а можно переводы для простых смертных типа меня? :oops:
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последняя - это 7годичный боянчег
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<alpha0> dude i shoot smack every day
<alpha0> i am so far from being a drug wuss
<mEta> shooting smakc is for gays
<alpha0> well
<alpha0> considering im now gay
<alpha0> i guess it isnt
<alpha0> not
<alpha0> *
<alpha0> fuck
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sqallie +1
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olol
я убил приста, теперь я тут главный.<Birk> Today this guest speaker came to our class to talk to us about the local college and the programs they offer.
<Birk> so he goes around the rooms asking people what they want to major in
<Birk> one kid goes "Ii'm not sure yet, I'll either be a Computer Programmer or a Priest"
<Birk> and I'm like " Either way you won't get laid"
<Birk> I got a 2 day suspension for saying that.
<Jaguar> LMAO ! -
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
ololя убил приста, теперь я тут главный.
Форматег, я знаю, что это ты. Верни моего Пристега назад!!11
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ПИЧЕНЬКИИИИ!!! -
ну он прикован к кровати цепями, чтоб до компа не добрался, затем я ему предложил свободу, но ему походу цепи нра
развратная сцуко
хаваем пицу
пица > печеньки -
я больше не хочу пицу OTL
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кто-то тоже страдает раздвоением личности?
Мы требуем приста обратно! -
12 Ricard's White
12 Wildcat Strong
4 Colt 45'sи 40 баксов KFC чикена
- убер пристовский комп
лайф из гуд
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<timovgod> Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
<timovgod> A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
<enaz> did your insurance cover it timovgod?
<timovgod> My car insurance covered it, I said I had I broken tail light.