Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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<Afbc0m> my 3 yr old bro is here
<Afbc0m> he was listening to eminem and started swearing
<Afbc0m> my mom was pissed
<Afbc0m> in the middle of dinner, he was like, "bitch please, get down on yo knees" -
<s4xton> "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"
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<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
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Anatole: I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks he's people.
Melthar: He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality?
Anatole: Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer China by next week".
Furr: Your dog said this?
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*подчитал
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<KillaDawg> I don't want to move to Singapore with you. too humid
<PinkRydergurl> Well, you don't have to wear clothes..you can walk around naked like people in Africa..
<KillaDawg> Uhhhh, people in Africa have large penes, so they can comfortably walk around naked. I'm white; I'm not quite that well-endowed
<PinkRydergurl> Uhhhh, once again, we're talking about SINGAPORE, which is in ASIA....you're more "gifted" than you think you are... -
<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling
<Radu> i shit you not
<Tac0> did you fuck her
<Tac0> ?
<Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot
<Tac0> whats your point<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!
<@Exor[B-AFK]> HA HA.
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!<@Exor[B-AFK]> HA HA.
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оло, всем оноцефалам пример
- Exor[B-AFK] shoots self
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*качает триал вова
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апокалипсис близок.
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прист, если ты не сдашься до 70 - я выбью зубы любому кто при тебе оскорбит яой
перед выбором риалма посоветуйся со мной -
orly
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*ну и как с тобой советоваться, если тебя нигде нет :*
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<Gareth> HOW DO I DOWNLOAD GAMES!!!
<TK421-> WHOA LIKE I CAN TELL YOU HOW YO!
<TK421-> Go to download.com and download a few game demos, depending on which ones you download they will combine to make different versions of MECHADEMO! sings power rangers theme song
<Gareth> DUDE FUCK YOU -
Развратный Прист.
почему я вижу суслека, а ты нет? о_О -
@"archer":
Развратный Прист.почему я вижу суслека, а ты нет? о_О
there is no spoon.
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<ThePerfectCore> I hate "fake-geek" chicks.
<blacksun> Oh yeah?
<ThePerfectCore> "omg i lik compooters"
<ThePerfectCore> "Yeah?"
<ThePerfectCore> "yeah my dady bought me a dell 2day it has 2ghz of ram!!! loool!!!!"
<blacksun> hahaha
<ThePerfectCore> thud thud thud
<ThePerfectCore> That would be my head fucking the wall
<ThePerfectCore> My wall gets more action than I do -
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@"Illidan":
выбью зубы любому кто при тебе оскорбит яойперед выбором риалма посоветуйся со мной
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стихи прямо)
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@"Nasia":
> > > %(#BF80FF)[@"Illidan":выбью зубы любому кто при тебе оскорбит яой
перед выбором риалма посоветуйся со мной
%(#BF80FF)[]
стихи прямо)
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омг, я гений.