Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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<rufees> Ron Jeremy was a decent guy. He is such a Troma fan that he worked on the movie for free. Troma payed for his Hotel , and I believe his airfare and food ( if that was what we ate ), but that was it. The funny thing about Ron was that he wasn't just some novelty to have in the film ... he can act , and I mean well. I was shocked at his ability to learn his lines quickly and he had excellent comedic timing. It caught me off guard. He is definitely a sex maniac though. You'd think a day off from shooting porn he wouldn't concern himself with getting laid , but he goes up to one of the actresses in the middle of the day and shows her his index finger and says "You know why you should masterbate with this finger ?" and she goes "No?" and he replies "Because it's mine". Sleazy, but fuckin' funny.
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
Because it's mine :ROFL:
Прист, ты должен возгордиться собой)
я читаю эти странные белые рамочки на латинице) -
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<joseph> man, if i could shoot lightning from my balls, well, that'd be pretty cool
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<Patrician|Away> trust me on this
<Patrician|Away> it was face
<|Tempest|> trust you?
<|Tempest|> TRUST YOU?
<Patrician|Away> im always right on these issues
<Patrician|Away> face will confirm it
<|Tempest|> the last time i trusted you i ended up strapped naked to a low flying jet performing stunts over london
<Patrician|Away> yup
<Patrician|Away> ad got an easy £300
<Patrician|Away> *and I
<|Tempest|> do you know what 10 Gs does to a flacid flapping willy?
<|Tempest|> DO YOU? -
Рп(тм), где вы это откапываете?))
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У него в анальном рабстве находится Анатолий Вассерман который генерирует до 80 тысяч подобных цитат в секунду, однако соглашается их напечатать только после того как прист его полностью удовлетворит.
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@"Некро":
Рп(тм), где вы это откапываете?))баян xD -
@"Некро":
Рп(тм), где вы это откапываете?)) -
Это они их придумывают?
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придумывает их интернет, а кто смотрет саутх парк, тот знает, где находится интернет.
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Так шта в следующий занимательный классный час, ребятки, мы с вами пайдём в комнату с тиливиизарам и будем сматреть этот увлекательный мууультик.
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и будут ПЕЧЕНЬКИ :razz3:
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@"Амон-Сетт":
У него в анальном рабстве находится Анатолий Вассерман который генерирует до 80 тысяч подобных цитат в секунду, однако соглашается их напечатать только после того как прист его полностью удовлетворит.
100%
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<Spliff> What's the meaning of life?
<CrystalShard> To find out whats the meaning of life.
<Rivorus> woah
<Rivorus> deep
<CrystalShard> "We are the Universe that is trying to understand itself." - Delenn, Babylon 5.
<Rivorus> "I like chicken, I like liver" - Kitten, Meow Mix commercial
<CrystalShard> Woah.
<CrystalShard> Deep.
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@"Warst":
придумывает их интернет, а кто смотрет саутх парк, тот знает, где находится интернет.
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<supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut reopened and then I got semen in my papercut.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all over my roommate
<[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over my living room
<[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over YOUR living room
<[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off
<[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar exploded.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock fell off
<[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated
<[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger -
Sugarhigh0307: i spent 9 months of my life tryin 2 get out of a pussy and the rest of it tryin 2 get back in
Sugarhigh0307: thats what this kid just said to me
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[03:25:01] <@holden> damnit i shit myself
[04:04:39] <@holden> god that took forever to clean up
[04:05:08] <@holden> seriously.. shitting yourself at 4 am is gay
[04:05:20] <@holden> i was sitting here minding my own business
[04:05:24] <@holden> and blam!
[04:05:28] <@holden> all this shit comes out..
[04:05:31] <@holden> i was like.. WTF
[04:05:49] <@holden> and its all liquidy and running around my junk
[04:06:01] <@holden> and i'm sitting here like.. well fuck
[04:06:34] <@holden> so i get up.. and its all running down my leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it anymore
[04:06:40] <@holden> jakdflakjsdf
[04:06:52] <@holden> i can only pray this doesnt happen to someone else
[04:07:54] <@holden> i think it was the pizza i ate last night