Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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<Gudrow> being a virgin at 25 is one thing, being a FEMALE virgin at 25 is...unheard of...except in cases of gross physical deformity
<Al> I don't know any 25 year old male virgins either
<Gudrow> you're sitting in a channel full of people who are well on their way
<Al> Gudrow: good point -
развратничаете тут? О___о
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прекольна :roll:
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РП как ваше ничего?
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у РП всегда хорошо
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блинн...
совет хош как качатса?
ок
на крусарда тебе надо много ИНТЫ и УДАЧИ а всё остальное как хочеш :!: -
@"Abel_Netroid":
РП как ваше ничего?
дерьмово, однако -
<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had
<lasombra> tumult ?
<tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine
<tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth)
<tumult> he says bullshit
<tumult> i tell him to fuck off
<tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times
<tumult> sits back down
<tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care
<tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk
<tumult> from my lip
<tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say
<tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?"
<zyko^> what did she do?
<tumult> punched me in the face -
пять)
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had<lasombra> tumult ?
<tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine
<tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth)
<tumult> he says bullshit
<tumult> i tell him to fuck off
<tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times
<tumult> sits back down
<tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care
<tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk
<tumult> from my lip
<tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say
<tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?"
<zyko^> what did she do?
<tumult> punched me in the face -
Пристя, откуда цитатки тыришь?
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@"ArtemBovin":
Пристя, откуда цитатки тыришь?
:razz3: :razz3: -
с баша
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<Rafa> A Pirate walks into a bar.
<Rafa>The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch."
<Malkatov> The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts" -
@"Развратный-Прист.":
<Rafa> A Pirate walks into a bar.<Rafa>The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch."
<Malkatov> The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts"
а щито кротч в данном контексте значит -
по контексту понять можно
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1й раз вижу кротч использованный в смысле пенис
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
с баша
А поконкретней?
Я хожу на <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://bash.org/?latest">http://bash.org/?latest</a><!-- m --> но там редко появляеться что-нибуть... -
на данный момент я здесь.
и по возрастанию -
<Miro-kun> An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
<Miro-kun> The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."
<Miro-kun> Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.
<Miro-kun> The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.
<Miro-kun> Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"
<Miro-kun> "We just shut down two engines."