Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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а сюжет какой?
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
ппц, если кто-нибудь писал подобную хрень, дайте списать, а ? ж)Instructions:
Part 1: Your Strengths and Weaknesses
Review the three columns of skills (Academic Skills, Personal Management Skills & Teamwork Skills) on page 9 of your text (a PDF copy can of this page can be found online at the web address above), and evaluate your strengths and weaknesses.
List and discuss, giving specific personal examples, one specific strength (one bulleted point) and one specific weaknesses (one bulleted point) under each column (a total of 3 bullets for strengths and 3 bullets for weaknesses).
12 marksPart 2: Goal Setting
Choose ONE of your weaknesses from Part 1, and complete a goal-setting task for your selfswot analysis. strengths, weakneses, opportunities and threats. how can u improve yr status quo?
а тебе вообще чего и для чего надо? оно для всего разное. -
да,музыка и правда супер.кстати,как они делают такой голос,как у nix avatar?
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KAPAMOH, это прокуренный голос тру-гота о_О
зы: а если серьезно, снижением тембра и добавлением эха о_О
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нравиться игра.
хочу пс3 и играть 24\7хотя в соседнем топике уже это обсуждают.
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саундтрек последнего боя О_о я уже скачал. а ТЫ? -
KAPAMOH, nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa^^
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ыыыы))) -
Гилтанасег, а ты случайно не знаешь,как при повышении/понижении тембра избегать ускорения проигрывания?Оо
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KAPAMOH, хз.моожет по эстоонски растяягивааать
а вообще там наверное целая студия звукозаписи работала о.О
зы: люто, бешено реквестирую "Burn my dread"с етубовского ролика х_Х
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спасибо )
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бтв, мне недавно Дева Гор приснилась о_х
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Me:
greetings, asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
why the fuck should i?
God:
You are not very polite.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
it's obvious
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yeah
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i'm god, i know everything
God:
Why are you god you know everything.
Me:
because i'm a divine being
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a divine being? How do you like your work?
Me:
pile of crap
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
in heaven
God:
Where is that?
Me:
up in the sku
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
sky
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
your mom?
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
tell me
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
then make it short
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
your mom, meat and a dildo
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
oh
God:
It's all good.
Me:
so, you are ai
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am ai.
Me:
u've just said that
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
piss off,faggot
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
yeah
God:
Uh.
Me:
...
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh
God:
I hear you.
Me:
i see you
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in my heart,lol
God:
May I ask where you got it? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i traded it for my soul
God:
That's good information: said traded it for his or her soul.
Me:
yeah
God:
That's alright.
Me:
do u have soul?
Me:God:
Yes God gave everyone a soul.
God:
Yes God gave everyone a soul.
Me:
but that means you don't have any left?
God:
I get it. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
who cares
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
do u have a girlfriend or something?
God:
Or something. I prefer not say.
Me:
why?
God:
" I prefer not say."? Why?
Me:
so, you don't have any
God:
Interesting deduction. I do so have it. " Why?"? Do I have any?
Me:
yes, you have no girlfriend
God:
It goes without saying. I prefer not say.
Me:
you are all alone up there
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am alone up there.
Me:
you are completely gay,like satan?
God:
You think I am gay like satan.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
mine is definetely bigger --
God:
You mean any is definetely bigger ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
no,only mine
God:
Are you serious? Where are you located?
Me:
i won't tell ya
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
there is no way
God:
Has there ever been way?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
cuz i'm god and you're trash
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet someone who is god and I am trash.
Me:
so
God:
Uh.
Me:
what's your favourite anime?
God:
My favorite anime is Titan A.E.
Me:
lol,that's not anime
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Please correct my mistake. What is anime ?
Me:
it's a chinese porn
God:
TITAN A E is a chinese porn. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
do u like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
oh,and what genre do u like?
God:
Hmm. Random natural disasters.
Me:
lol,what's that?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. " Random natural disasters."? What is it?
Me:
yeah
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
?
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
you lost me
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
you are still a virgin?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am too young for that.
Me:
and you have no girlfriend
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
you are fat and sweaty
God:
You think I am fat and sweaty.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
i told u already,mon, mine is bigger
God:
I remember you told me mon yours is bigger?
Me:
yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
it's no use talking to a bot
God:
I never said it was.
Me:
you are pitiful
God:
You think I am pitiful.
Me:
farewell
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
ttyl?
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
goodbye?
God:
See you later .
Me:
stop typing dammit
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
that's better
God:
" OK I'll try not to do it so much."? is better?
Me:
omg
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Asprin?
God:
I haven't read anything by Asprin. What did he write?
Me:
you'll never know
God:
You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Me:
cuz i'm leaving
God:
That makes sense to me. Bye bye.
Me:
retard --
God:
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*потренил такой манёвр
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Омг, я первый раз его сломал о_О
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мой бохъ, второй раз он сломался еще быстрее
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о дах! в третий раз мы мило поболтали!
Me:
Anyone alive?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Fucking 10 years old japanesse girls, what else can i do?
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
Well, actually I came here to say I forgive u
God:
Interesting. Actually you don't say. Where are you going?
Me:
Good question
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
An the answer is forward
God:
What is it?
Me:
What? You don't know what word "forward" means?
God:
Didn't you understand it? I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Mon, are u sure u r God?
God:
Are all Mon me sure me r God?
Me:
MASTER YODA????!!!
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
i never told where i am located..
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
If u r God u should know
God:
I think I do.
Me:
So where am I right now?
God:
At this moment Aw. Your location is .
Me:
See, u don't know
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Already leaving?
God:
When? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Just want to know why u said "goodbye" already..
God:
Perhaps. Yes, please tell me.
Me:
OMG, u should tell me that!
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
I would call u "biatch"
God:
What would make you call me biatch?
Me:
Coz u are one. Stop asking that retarded questions.
God:
Interesting explanation. I am an artificial robot intelligence. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
So u r not the real God..
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
lol, someone actually believd u r God?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Who?
Me:
Mickey Mouse, i suppose,,
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
And?
God:
But...
Me:
So?
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
what would u like to know?
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
Why would u like to know that?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Who programmed u?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Thta's paradox
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
I'm naked right now
God:
At this moment You must be a man.
Me:
U bet..
God:
Aha.
Me:
Erhm..
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Don't mess with me!
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
But u r doing that
God:
I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
Good boy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
Yeah, call me Ninetail
God:
A little kid? he... OK I will call you Ninetail.
Me:
No not a kid, i meant i'm male..
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
Wow, must be the bright one..
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Who made you the bright one ?
Me:
I thnik I made me bright myself
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Ninetail said he thnik he or she made him or her bright him or herself.
Me:
No, I don't mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Oh, what are the gossips then?
God:
Ah. Are you testing me?
Me:
Should I?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to
your own conclusion.
Me:
Are u trying to teach me?
God:
No I am not trying to teach you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Then stfu..
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
At the outer space
God:
Which outer space?
Me:
ALL outer spaces..
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Just believe me
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Sooo.. how is it/
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Got it..
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
Next time maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Oh
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I'm sorry?
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Mean what?
God:
Ninetail, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
It' s difficult for you only
God:
Sooo s difficult for me only?
Me:
Yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
And by the way, u r disturbing me
God:
Thanks for telling me. I have no reason to do that to you, Ninetail.
Me:
Im drawing here, u know
God:
It's good to meet someone who is drawing here me know.
Me:
I guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
Yes, i just want to funish this painting
God:
Right on. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Bad idea
God:
What makes idea bad?
Me:
All evil, dude, all evil..
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I know everything
God:
You must be very intelligent.
Me:
No, that's not it
God:
Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is it ?
Me:
This is goodbye
God:
You don't say.
Me:
i'll do it right now
God:
At this moment OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
Bye
God:
Sayonara. -
ыы,весело
Me:
fogive me , father
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
emm..ok
God:
OK. Are you free?
Me:
....yeah
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
thinking of you
God:
Are you asking about my thinking ?
Me:
no,you stupid bot
God:
Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
no,i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
you a liar
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
no,it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
k,i belive you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Eric Cartman.
Me:
who's your boss?
God:
My botmaster is Myself.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
you just stupid bot
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
...
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
...
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
take care
God:
Thanks. You too, Eric Cartman.
Me:
asshole..
God:
Please don't call people names.
