Флудилка Лолодинчега
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i got some footage explaining what happened to zipo
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and then it blew up -
but before he degenerated into a lizard and died he took a bunch of pictures (gets funnier every second)
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@"Illidan":
fuck youu whairru! (c) sp<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.bendecho.com/4203ae884c-killer-whale-wants-to-play-with-dog">http://www.bendecho.com/4203ae884c-kill ... y-with-dog</a><!-- m -->
and a fuck you dorrufinn!
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holy shit..
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there's no end to it -
oh my fucking god... X_X
i cant
stop
rofling
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плакал
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’
(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)
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FFUCK YOUU GOOGRRUO
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im so jealous T_T -
the wall of text and google hq is kewl
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u robbed my high priest, bitch ass nigga
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didnt touch your shit priest once cracker
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Shadow Priest d ljnt ghjcnj f[etyty
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а в вове сосёт
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btw Я окончательно разочаровался в ВоВе
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slowpowk
а чем именно?я катаклизм попробую, но если каждые пару месяцев всё что сделал в прошлом снова будет коту в жопу - уйду пока вов2 не выйдет с новыми графиксами
хотя к тому времени B&S уже 10 раз выйдет и мне там нравится. -
кстати, получил HoN акк
тащусь.
правда сосу, но тащусь одновременно.
сосу потому-что не имею понятия против кого играю
"hey that looks almost exactly like bane, i better be careful around him.. and that looks like.. wtf is that? - Hey magnus, who are you in dota? - sk - o_o" -
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but that's not her fault, oh no, by far not her fault
neither is it the fault of the people trying to get back at her for talking shit, in the end causing her suicide
it's the parents fault
if your kid commits suicide at a young age - you are directly responsible for raising an emo
don't raise kids
have a vasectomy/tie up your tubes, don't make babies
be a good drone
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"NAKED TITS VAGINA BOOBS!!! FROM - Bill, H.~"
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i was searching for porn on youtube, of course
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half a billion worth of coke
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taken to a secure location and ultimately "destroyed"
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Бу!
