Клуб-Конвейр Укропо-операторов имени Боба Марли

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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller..

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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed

<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike

<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

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<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A

<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

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<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it

<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace> oh shit <VolteFace> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

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docsigma2000: jesus christ man

docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

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<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

Warst

если вы не можете прийти к башу, - баш сам прийдёт к вам. Brought to you by Razvratnij Prist with no further commercial interuptions.

Warst

ыы

Kolekcja śmiesznych cytatów zebranych z dyskusji prowadzonych w IRC.
bash.org.pl/ !!! =)))

CBuH

Warst, я поливание укропа более не занимаюсь. Теперь выращиваю летние сорта.

Warst

на всю зиму запас чтоле? ух, жук! паделиись!

CBuH

Warst, ну делицца так делицца

sqallie

сказал свин и стал делится почкованием,заполоняя все собой

Die Bosheit des Gottes

многа свинаф о_О
ужаснах :mrgreen:

CBuH

sqallie, делением, уважаемый, делением, Оно быстрее.
зы в арлпысь больше символов не лезло

Warst

домой прийду отредактирую
лучше делись делением (0_о) и почкуйся почкованием

sqallie

причитай вычитанием,лажай сложением,преумножай умножением.

Warst

баш.еблан.гы умер.
что теперь?
есть еще хбаш.ру о__О

Illidan

<a class="postlink" href="http://xbash.ru/index.php">http://xbash.ru/index.php</a>?

sqallie

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ыы,жгучие сочинцы