Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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последняя - это 7годичный боянчег
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<alpha0> dude i shoot smack every day
<alpha0> i am so far from being a drug wuss
<mEta> shooting smakc is for gays
<alpha0> well
<alpha0> considering im now gay
<alpha0> i guess it isnt
<alpha0> not
<alpha0> *
<alpha0> fuck
<alpha0>
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sqallie +1
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olol
я убил приста, теперь я тут главный.<Birk> Today this guest speaker came to our class to talk to us about the local college and the programs they offer.
<Birk> so he goes around the rooms asking people what they want to major in
<Birk> one kid goes "Ii'm not sure yet, I'll either be a Computer Programmer or a Priest"
<Birk> and I'm like " Either way you won't get laid"
<Birk> I got a 2 day suspension for saying that.
<Jaguar> LMAO ! -
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
ololя убил приста, теперь я тут главный.
Форматег, я знаю, что это ты. Верни моего Пристега назад!!11
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ПИЧЕНЬКИИИИ!!! -
ну он прикован к кровати цепями, чтоб до компа не добрался, затем я ему предложил свободу, но ему походу цепи нра
развратная сцуко
хаваем пицу
пица > печеньки -
я больше не хочу пицу OTL
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кто-то тоже страдает раздвоением личности?
Мы требуем приста обратно! -
12 Ricard's White
12 Wildcat Strong
4 Colt 45'sи 40 баксов KFC чикена
- убер пристовский комп
лайф из гуд
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<timovgod> Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
<timovgod> A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
<enaz> did your insurance cover it timovgod?
<timovgod> My car insurance covered it, I said I had I broken tail light. -
смотрю Cruel Intentions - тру вещь.
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еще бы.
пересмотрел саундтрек. -
<ugly> haikus are so gay
<ugly> they are just shitty poems
<ugly> invented by japs -
<NiM> I went to church with my friends
<NiM> and they had all the alter boys being commissioned or whatever its called
<NiM> and we pours salt and viagra in the wine
<OttoDestruct> LOL
<NiM> And like 4 of the alterboys spat out the wine
<CF|Okra> hahahah
<NiM> and the priest was like OMFG U SINNERS
<NiM> thats the blood of christ!
<NiM> And the ones that didn't spit it out where walking around in their fucking robs with boners
<NiM> it was the funniest shit ever
<NiM> We where kicked out
<NiM> of the church -
интересно, на баше такое проаппрувили бы
статус: стеб, конечно xD -
думаю нет
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youatemypancreas: Dammit.
youatemypancreas: Diablo won't work. it keeps minimizing itself. >_<
Areku: pats.
Areku: Oh hey. I've got a great plan.
youatemypancreas: Oh?
Areku: I'm going to set up a murder. And just before I murder the person, I'm going to ask. "Are you scared?" And when they say yes, I'll reply "You shouldn't be, you're on Scare tactics!" Then when they're all happy, and relieved they're not going to die.. I'll stab 'em good. -
@"archer":
еще бы.пересмотрел саундтрек.
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