Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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<herze> miss pearl
<herze> my love for you is like diherrea
<helpimarock> what
<herze> i just cant hold it in
<madpunk-nap> omg
<helpimarock> ahhhhhhhhh
<madpunk-nap> that would alomst be elite
<helpimarock> thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard
<madpunk-nap> if i didnt have to do with poop
<herze> haha
<herze> madpunk, even stevie wonder could see the beauty in you
<herze> i have a few more
<madpunk-nap> i dont want to know, im going back to sleep
<herze> you have over 200 bones in your body... want another?
<herze> lets play army, ill lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me -
<b1u3> we got this admin dance that never fails to eventually resurrect a crashed database server
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<JeffreyAtW> Heha, just played ParaParaParadise for the first time
<JeffreyAtW> Probably my last time too. I alredy beat the hardest song with no problem at all, and I'm not that good at freestyling... nor have I ever seen anyone ever dancing ParaPara
<Sumez> I am so amazed by your extreme geekiness
<JeffreyAtW> Yes. I have danced like a Japanese schoolgirl. -
I am so amazed by your extreme geekiness
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Мне не нравиться твой клуб и ты тоже!
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и твои розовенькие буковки!
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так это офф зеркало баша?)
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и аватар111ONE
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@"HardBard":
Мне не нравиться твой клуб и ты тоже!well gtfo then
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<rufees> Ron Jeremy was a decent guy. He is such a Troma fan that he worked on the movie for free. Troma payed for his Hotel , and I believe his airfare and food ( if that was what we ate ), but that was it. The funny thing about Ron was that he wasn't just some novelty to have in the film ... he can act , and I mean well. I was shocked at his ability to learn his lines quickly and he had excellent comedic timing. It caught me off guard. He is definitely a sex maniac though. You'd think a day off from shooting porn he wouldn't concern himself with getting laid , but he goes up to one of the actresses in the middle of the day and shows her his index finger and says "You know why you should masterbate with this finger ?" and she goes "No?" and he replies "Because it's mine". Sleazy, but fuckin' funny.
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
Because it's mine :ROFL:
Прист, ты должен возгордиться собой)
я читаю эти странные белые рамочки на латинице) -
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<joseph> man, if i could shoot lightning from my balls, well, that'd be pretty cool
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<Patrician|Away> trust me on this
<Patrician|Away> it was face
<|Tempest|> trust you?
<|Tempest|> TRUST YOU?
<Patrician|Away> im always right on these issues
<Patrician|Away> face will confirm it
<|Tempest|> the last time i trusted you i ended up strapped naked to a low flying jet performing stunts over london
<Patrician|Away> yup
<Patrician|Away> ad got an easy £300
<Patrician|Away> *and I
<|Tempest|> do you know what 10 Gs does to a flacid flapping willy?
<|Tempest|> DO YOU? -
Рп(тм), где вы это откапываете?))
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У него в анальном рабстве находится Анатолий Вассерман который генерирует до 80 тысяч подобных цитат в секунду, однако соглашается их напечатать только после того как прист его полностью удовлетворит.
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@"Некро":
Рп(тм), где вы это откапываете?))баян xD -
@"Некро":
Рп(тм), где вы это откапываете?)) -
Это они их придумывают?
