now them niggers got talent right thur
Недавние сообщения deytukrjarbs
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RE: Helping the stupid
купи новые глаза, мозг и форум, отсталое ты мясо гнилых персиков
жаль что самый рэндомный нуб с коровкой на аве был прав о флудере с твоим стажем
я всегда боролся за права нубов с мозгами, которые раз в год или полтора пополняют лист оффтоперов
и когда 10 флудов пытались на них катить бочку, оффтоперы видели их дар, брали под своё имба крыло и выращивали в убертанкеров которыми они молчат сегодня
анацефлуды думают да так, раз новое то можно щемить. всё не так просто, те кто так думают всего лишь флуды, которых другие флуды путают с оффтоперами)что напоминает мне.. где думаю?
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RE: Клуб-Конвейр Укропо-операторов имени Боба Марли
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EPIC.варст, как тот французкий сайт с подобрыми эпиками называется?
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RE: Helping the stupid
"Те, кто хочет вкладывать - вложат. Те, кто не хочет - не будут вкладывать." --Амон Сетт during an arguement over the internets.
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH)
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca
"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, former US president (to perhaps be fair, we'll do Bushisms another day)
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, former US Vice President
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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RE: Helping the stupid
@"Развратный-Прист.":
а 15 баксов в месяц за равные условия мне совсем не жалко.
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RE: Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
why i love japan
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RE: Приборостроение и маммология ГВ-раздела
боты не считаются истинными обитателями
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RE: Приборостроение и маммология ГВ-раздела
истенные обитателиъ этого форума давно пофтыкали
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RE: Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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RE: Приборостроение и маммология ГВ-раздела
твоя яростная ненависть к south parkу говорит только о твоей унылости детко